I’m just here so I don’t get fined and other great pickup lines

Marshawn Lynch isn’t exactly known as being a people person. So it is nothing short of amazing that YouTuber Alex Henry used nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes as a way to talk to women.

Henry walked up to random women at various places saying things like, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” and “Shout out to my Africans.”

Even more incredible is that some girls actually gave him their numbers.

Maybe Marshawn is on to something with his “less is more” approach.



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