Daniel Tosh’s Patriots rant on ‘Tosh.0′ is a thing of beauty

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Comedian Daniel Tosh, had some choice words about the New England Patriots during the Season 7 premiere of the Comedy Central series Tosh.0 this week.

Some of the highlights:

  • “Forgive me if I don’t put stock in what all these concussed Neanderthals say about their legacy.”
  • “If football is a game of inches, then anyone in your organization cheating even a single time taints everything from that point on.”
  • “Your cradle-robbing owner has a weekly slumber party with the commissioner.”

In full disclosure, Tosh is a Miami Dolphins fan.